[Verse 1]
Here comes that new kid
New kid in town
Yeah, he's new to the neighborhood
Check, check, check him out
I heard he dates that red-headed girl
With legs for days
But let me tell you 'bout them red-headed girls
All they do is complain all day
Well, they talk shit all day, complain, hey

[Chorus]
I hear he's the talk of the town
(I hear he's the talk of the town, I hear he's the talk of the town)
Quit lookin' at me sideways, ladies, let's all calm down
(Calm down, ladies, just calm down)
No, don't, don't count me out
(Don't count her out, no, no, don't count her out)
Welcome to the neighborhood, he's the new kid in town

[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Oh, Sally what's-her-name
Last summer's fling
I heard she cried all winter for you
'Cause you took back that ring you gave her
That's pretty fucked up, why'd you take it back, man?
I know that I'm more your speed
And I think that you might look a little better
Look a little better with me
I don't care what your friends say, hey

[Chorus]
I hear he's the talk of the town
(I hear he's the talk of the town, I hear he's the talk of the town)
Quit lookin' at me sideways, ladies, just calm down
(Calm down, ladies, just calm down)
No, don't, don't count me out
(Don't count her out, no, don't count her out)
Welcome to the neighborhood, he's the new kid in town

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
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