[Intro: Sabrina Carpenter]
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another
(Heartbreak is one thing)
I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, oh
Please, please, please (Ah)
(Is Ali in the kitchen?)

[Chorus: Balarke]
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time
(Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man)
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time
(Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man)
Baby oil in my house
Baby oil in my house
(uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Post-Chorus: Balarke]
The Diddy party is on Tuesday (yeah)
I'm finna pull up in two ways (two ways)
The first, I'm wearing a toupee (a toupee)
The second, I'm wearing nothing but booty shorts (ha, ha, ha)
I'm in the party with two different escorts (yeah)
When I pull up, Diddy call me “best sport” (yeah)
Need to catch my breath, don't do Newports (yeah)
And I run around, with a new torch
[Break: Balarke]
(A new torch, new torch)

[Pre-Verse: Balarke, LeBron James & Diddy]
Those freak-offs last a week (a week)
He left his fries on Meek (on Meek)
I'm wishing that was me (was me)
Everybody know ain't no party like a Diddy party, so—
Yeah! That's what's up!
I’m screaming “Free Diddy”, yeah

[Verse 1: Yuno Miles & Dwayne Johnson]
Somebody said that it's Diddy time
Somebody said that it's Diddy time
I don't even know why it's Diddy time
I'm 'bout to run, 'bout to get the fuck away
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (hahaha)
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (Can you smell what…)
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy

[Verse 2: Balarke]
Yeah, I'm screaming “Free Diddy”
He pull up with some freaks (uh-huh)
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
All-white robe, you can see his meat
And I can't even lie, I gave it a peep (God damn)
I was just talking to Meek (to Meek)
He gave the dimensions for free (for free)
Then I went and spoke to JB
And apparently, they be loving on the feet
Technology, they be having hella toys
Analogy, I'm in the back watching scenes, it inspire me
Count, one, two, booty-holes stretched (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Diddy pull up, and he's asking “Who's next?”
I'm looking 'round, I'm completely perplexed (perplexed)
Damn, is this a test? (wait)
Damn, I think I'm next (yeah)
(And let the hook come back in)
[Chorus: Balarke & Yuno Miles]
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time
(Ain't no party like a Diddy party, man)
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time
(Ain't no party like a Diddy party)
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy
Baby oil in my house (Diddy)
Baby oil in my house (Diddy)
(uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Post-Chorus: Balarke]
The Diddy party is on Tuesday (yeah)
I'm finna pull up in two ways (two ways)
The first, I'm wearing a toupee (a toupee)
The second, I'm wearing nothing but booty shorts (ha, ha, ha)
I'm in the party with two different escorts (yeah)
When I pull up, Diddy call me “best sport” (yeah)

[Outro: Balarke & Yuno Miles]
Yeah
Yeah (Somebody said that it's Diddy time)
New torch
Baby oil, baby— baby oil
Baby oil, baby oil, baby oil