Ok, he's finally asleep, he was so excited!
Wait, where are you going?
So that's why you grew out your beard!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

And I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white (snowy white)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

She kissed him right there
Underneath the mistletoe (underneath the mistletoe)
She thought that I was tucked in bed
But I was not asleep

I thought Santa came just for me
But I saw him kissing mommy
Right beside our tree
I put out the cookies
And I poured some milk
And mommy kissin' Santa
All dressed in silk
I clean my room
And I never think twice
I hope mommy tells him
I'm not naughty I'm nice

What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus
(Underneath the mistletoe)
Kissing Santa Claus last night
Hey Santa, I'm nice