[Intro]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Me, a nice guy?
Yeah, right!

[Verse 1]
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see

[Pre-Chorus]
But I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm getting real shot down
And I'm feeling mean

[Chorus]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
"He's sick, he's obscene"

[Post-Chorus]
I'm not hard to get along with
Ha, I'm impossible
[Pre-Chorus]
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm getting real shot down
And I'm feeling mean

[Chorus]
No more Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
"He's sick, he's obscene"

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
Mom's been thrown out of the social circle
Dad's had to hide

I went to church incognito
And everybody rose
The Reverend Smith, he recognized me
Punched me in the nose
He said, "No more nice guy"
[Chorus]
No more (no more) Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
"He's sick, he's obscene"

[Chorus]
No more (no more) Mr. Nice Guy
No more Mr. Clean
No more Mr. Nice Guy, they say
"He's sick, he's obscene", oh yeah

[Outro]
Actually, I was never really nice in the first place, you know?