[Verse 1]
Yeah, you seem so civilized
Your mama's tryin' to run your life
Your daddy's tryin' to pick your wife
Oh no

[Verse 2]
Yeah, you run around with all that hair
They just don't like those rags you wear
You say, "I'm gonna pack up my stuff
I'm gonna run away"

[Chorus]
And then you say
"You drive me nervous, nervous"
And then I said
"You drive me nervous, nervous, nervous, oh"
Nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous, whoa-oh-oh
Aw!

[Verse 3]
You're out of state, you're thrown in jail
You ain't got the bread to pay the bail
Your mom and papa come up and said
"Honey, where did we fail?"
[Chorus]
And then you scream
"You drive me nervous, nervous"
And then I scream
"You drive me nervous, nervous, nervous, oh"
Nervous, nervous, nervous, nervous, whoa-oh-oh

[Outro]
You drive me ne-ne-ne-nervous
Ne-ne-ne-nervous
You drive me nervous
Whoa!