[Verse 1]
Sitting in the stands with a sandwich
Sardines, mustard and radish
Kidney beans, custard and cabbage
Twenty-four foot's all I can manage
Been about an hour since I ate and I'm famished
My stomach was estranged and abandoned
Feeling like the craziest chasm
I had to arrange a companion
Down on the stage is some action
It's the matches
And they're looking for a champion
Martial arts fighters are battling
And the whole crowd roars in reaction
Now the next fight beams on the jumbo screen
They're making a marine fight a guy in green
One Jump something he looks quite weak
I hope hе survives so that I can eat
The еlite takes the lead he punches and kicks with his feet
Jump Man's quick so the miss is complete
He ducks and he weaves, what's up with his speed?
It's clear to be seen he's a whole other league
But still, he ain't a match for me
Time for a snack, I turn back to eat
But the sound from the crowd is distracting me
So I look up BAM and it's smacking me
With a force, the Marine hits me right in the jaw
My food gets launched and it falls to the floor
Like, this means war, it's green's fault
My sandwich is dead
"You're never gonna get away this one!" I said
I charge at my foe with a yell from the soul
The rage takes hold and my hair turns gold
We've gotta spar, now let's see who you really are
[Chorus]
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man

[Verse 2]
Like Zoinks! Why can't I hit this boy?
My enemies would regularly get destroyed
He avoids my attacks but he won't fight back
If he's messing with me then I'm gonna get annoyed
"Like, hey man, I admit you're alright
But playtime's over, no way you'll survive"
And he said, "えーとすみません、これはととめんどくさい
まって ください
なぜたたかい?"
Man I don't understand this clown
But his language sounds like he plans to fight
So I faked with the left and I jabbed with the right
His head snapped back and his hat took flight
In the middle of his head trying to bust through
Was a mushroom shaped bald patch taking much room
I pointed and laughed at my foe
His face went hard, next thing that I know
He jumped on my head sent me out of control
やめろ、なにょてんたよ?!
I went through a wall left a dent and a hole
Then I got to my feet, revenge is the goal
It's about time that I end this coward
I guess I gotta use ten percent of my power-
BANG!
My energy seemed to expand
And the crowd screamed as they ran
The ground let off steam as it cracked
From beneath something reached up a hand
It was a demon with evil intentions
A creature with teeth and a temper
It went RAAAH! then lunged it lunged with aggression
And so calmly we punched it together
Blood rained down to the floor
The creature lay dead with a hole in the core
The crowd went wild with a load of applause
Our argument's done I suppose it's a draw
Walked side by side on our path to the door
My new friend smiled then started to talk:
原幡手、たべましょう
Now you're speaking my language, like pass me a fork
[Chorus]
Don't get in my way when the hunger pangs
You will get hit with a hundred hands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man
Everything shakes and the thunder bangs
The hippy awakes and the plumber stands
The best of the best do you understand
Shaggy Ball Z and the One Jump Man