[Intro Skit: Jay Leno]
You know about this story? Boy when does it stop. You got six African American secret service agents assigned to guard the president of the United States were refused service at a Denny's restaurant in Maryland. Now Denny’s insists they don't discriminate, but still you gotta wonder when that chef's hat is pointed, you know...
Everybody’s sitting around eating that grand clan breakfast. You know, you gotta get a little suspicious, yeah whoa, that's it

[Sampled vocals: James Brown]
Hit me

Dance

Aah, Aah, Aah, Aah

[Sample]
Now everybody, welcome to our famous club. great to see so many friends here tonight enjoying themselves in spite of the cover charge. If you can spare a minute of your merry-making, I'd like to have the pleasure of introducing the greatest living master of jungle music