You ready to kick some ass?
Turn up the music...

I was at a jam the other night
I was feelin' real good so the feelin' was right
I came to the party for a different kinda action
The next thing I know I was doin' a Michael Jackson

I was thrown off beat and my feet got tied
And the Sucker DJ just oughta be fired
He was flippin' and a slippin' even drawn back to
The Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doin'

Then I said to my friends this ain't the place to be
Then the fellas only came cause the ladies were free
Then we left the place before the next couple o' plays
My girl said to me, I'm glad we never paid

So I called Marley Marl on the very next day
Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)

See, to be a DJ you gotta do your best
Have you're own kinda style, not like the rest
No jumpin' up and down, bendin' with your feet
Cause the music that you play has to be your own beat