Oooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System
This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency
You'd probably be sittin' around like a fuckin' idiot
High outta your fuckin' mind and trippin' on the fuckin' wallpaper
Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on?
What the fuck? You high son of a fuck!
What the fuck's wrong with you? The tornado's comin'!
It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you cock!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress