[Verse 1]
Maxine, drama queen
Prettiest thing in life that I've seen
Gonna go down in history
When I take her our of her misery
Liesel from Laos
Likes to vacation in her house
Moved from Barbados to the country
Won't pay tax until she's 83

[Chorus]
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
They're the one's making us breakfast

[Verse 2]
Pam C's a quick stitch
Sharp as a tack yet slick as witch
I know where her mind's at
She'll take all I own and then smile right back
Kristen's a Christian (Christian)
Telling all her friends she's a lesbian
Gonna make a speech to the president
Ask him why he's so negligent
[Chorus]
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
They're the one's making us breakfast
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
They're the one's making us breakfast

[Break]

[Verse 3]
Dee wants to sing R&B
Make a million dollar video for BET
Do a remixed version for MTV
Get shot, come back to life in five movies
Miss Cry teaches English
To high school delinquents
Feels like something's still missing
Wants to get it on with Kristen

[Chorus]
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
They're the one's making us breakfast
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
The girls (the G, the I, the R, the L, the S, S)
They're the one's making us breakfast