[Pre-Chorus: Samantha & Halston]
Here's How To be popular 
In A Way Thats So Hot You Know
To Tip of the Topular
Its Strictly Kickdrum Dropular 

[Chorus: Samantha & Halston]
Hey Now, Hey Now EveryBody wanna be popular  Hey Now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot You Know ALALALA Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be popular  Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot you know

[Verse 1: Samantha & (Halston)]
If You Wanna Be Cool Follow Every Rule
We Can Show You How Its Done (MMM-HMM)
To Be Popular Its So Hot You Know
Its The Only Way Your Gonna Have Fun (YEAH!)
So Go Be A Snob And Only Hobknob
With the types that get ya far (That's Us)
We'll Take you to the top And Show ya how to pop
Cause With us You'll Be A Star

[Chorus: Samantha & Halston]
Hey Now, Hey Now EveryBody wanna be popular  Hey Now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot You Know ( ALALALA)  Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be popular  Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot you know

[Verse 2: Samantha & Halston]
Number One: Gotta Talk About the way that you roll
Number Two: Gotta Hit the High Notes You Know
Number Three: Have A Pattern In Your Clothes and Gotta Show it
Number Four: Always Be The Star of the Show !!!...  
[Pre-Chorus: Samantha & Halston]
Here's how to be popular
In a way that's so hot you know
To the tip of the topular
It's strictly kick, drum, dropular

[Chorus: Samantha & Halston]
Hey Now, Hey Now EveryBody wanna be popular  Hey Now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot You Know (ALALALA) Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be popular  Hey now, Hey Now Everybody wanna be hot you know