[Intro]
Yo this is Vanilla Flavor, the Caucasian Pimp, Bassmint Productions
And I'm here with my DJ Butterfingers, and he's cuttin' up to some cold, fresh—
What are we producin'? What are we makin? What's this song?
Are you ready to do this?
Yo, we about to bust a song right now
Number one song, let's do this

[Verse 1]
I step to the mic, and say somethin'
I'm down with the Bassmint Productions
A pimp white kid, on the hip-hop tip
I'm like a fourty-o, so just take a sip
Or maybe I should say [?]
You sucka [?] cold dissing
Black or white, it shouldn't make a difference
What's up brother? [?]
To the boys who live in color
Yo, word to the mother
Mack daddy in my caddy, [?] for free
I'm the caucasian pimp that young ladies dream
One def MC [?]
So put your beeper on vibrate and listen to this
Lyrically [?], hip-hop, layin' on the law like a motherfuckin' cop
Running things like a pair of pantyhose, and that's the way the story goes

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
I'm not a new kid, or a new jack
Since back in the day, I've been down with rap
I'm not old school, I'm not [?]
I'm a new style and I'm still settlin'
My raps flow like the poems of a poet
I'm not a chump [?] boy, you know it
[?] in my mouth, [?] alcohol
[?]
Green cheese, green ham, and green steak too
[?] goin' up to make more room

[Outro]
Yo, the first time ever that it wasn't me that fucked up
And I'd like a nickel please
This is pissing me off
[?] pissing me off!
DJ Butter Nipples fucked up