D: Oh shit dude. Dude, there's Chloe. Man, I'm gonna go talk to her.
M: Really?
D: Yeah dude, she was totally giving me eyes at the party. Wait here, Brovadon Milosevich begins here, fuck yeah...

D: Hey...
C: Uh, are you talking to me?
D: Yeah, I-I just got off stage performing with my band. Maybe you've seen us, we're called Chester French...
C: And?
D: Well, I mean I've seen you around campus. I was just coming over to say hello.
C: For what?
D: Well, did you not just see us perform up on thе stage?
C: Uhhh, yeah... and I'm not really imprеssed.
D: Wow ok. Well, I was really coming over to ask you if maybe you'd like to get a coffee together sometime.
C: Let me just stop you right there. Uhh, I'm gonna assume that you're new here so let me get you familiar with how things work. Boys like you don't talk to girls like me, and girls like me don't want to talk to boys like you. Now I understand that maybe you built up the courage because you think you're a big shot up there on stage and you thought it might be cool to come and talk to me. But I don't want to talk to you, and my friends, they don't want to talk to you either.
Actually, let me ask you a question - what kind of car do you drive? See I already know the answer, you don't have a car, right?
D: W-well...
C: Exactly. Do yourself a favor and spare yourself the embarrassment, just alk away. Better yet, why don't you go talk to one of those nerd guys over there? From like, the differentials equations club or something. [Laughs] Wait, there goes a nerd girl right there for you. Hey Janelle... [Laughs]
D: ...oh sorry.
C: Ugh. Did you just step on my Jimmy Choos? Loser.