[Intro]
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend!
Come inside! Come inside!

[Verse 1]
There behind a glass
Stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth

[Chorus]
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

[Verse 2]
Right before your eyes
We'll pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries
Then he dies, then he dies
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart

[Chorus]
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

[Keyboard Solo]

[Verse 3]
Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand
Will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band
Dixieland, Dixieland

[Bridge 1]
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

[Verse 4]
Performing on a stool
We've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool, keep it cool
We would like it to be known
The exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own
All our own, all our own
[Bridge 2]
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
Come and see the show!
See the show!

[Outro]
See the shoooowwwwwww!