[Verse 1]
Pretty little one
How has it all begun?
They're teaching you how to walk
But you're already on the run
Little one
What you gonna do?
Little one
Honey, it's all up to you

[Verse 2]
Now your daddy's in the den
Shootin' up the evening news
And mama's with a friend
Lately she's been so confused
Little one
Come on and take my hand
You know I may not have the answer
But I believe I got a plan

[Chorus]
Well honey you shake, I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
And see if wе can't get in touch
With a very close friеnd of mine
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him
To argue or pretend
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
[Verse 3]
They've got a little list of all those things
Of which they don't approve
They've got to keep their eyes on you
Or you might make your move
Little one
I really wish you would
Little one
You know I suspect the damage would do you good

[Chorus]
Well honey you shake, I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
We're going to forget all about the battle
It's gonna feel so fine
'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink
Eleven on a scale of ten
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Honey you shake, I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'
Now honey don't just stand there
Lookin' like this dream will never end
Come on, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
I said, honey let met introduce you to my redneck friend
I said, honey let met introduce you
[Outro]
Thank you
Thanks, you guys
Well, that's still not the one I want to leave you with
I'm looking for one more song I can like, you know
See now, this doesn't always happen
Generally there's at least—
I mean now there's a song that I'm forgetting
What's that?
See, we did—