[Verse 1]
It's Friday and The Eagles' on the run
This week's been crazy
And I'm about to get my lazy on
Sit back and crack a cold one
Forget the hard knocks, drop some jingle in the jukebox
Kick it to a country song

[Chorus]
Well I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
Like a broken bobber off a cane pole, I'm drifting away
Oh I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
I'm just wasting time on a wasted day

[Verse 2]
Well I don't know what this world is coming to
But as long as it's spinning around
You know it's bound and I could lose a screw or two
So when I ain't right, it don't last long
I'll tell a few jokes, take a few [?]
Tip a little worry be gone

[Chorus]
Well I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
Like a broken bobber off a cane pole, I'm drifting away
Oh I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
I'm just wasting time on a wasted day
I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
Like a broken bobber off a cane pole, I'm drifting away
I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
Just wasting time on a wasted day
Well I'm here 'cause I ain't all there
I'm just wasting time on a wasted day
Yeah I'm wasting time on a wasted day
We're wasting time on this wasted day