Dwayne Johnson
Memphis, Tennesse
[Verse 1]
The Rock is gonna come lay the Smack'eth down
On your bon Cody ass, and your bestfriend the Clown
I'm gonna whoop that ass, and break your back
Or maybe I'll just beat you with my fanny pack
It's gonna be so much drama
You'll truly have no choice but cry to your momma

[Break]
Oh, you know who The Rock is talking about
Momma Rhodes (Woo)
Cody Rhodes' momma
Rock is a momma's boy
We got a lot of momma's boys out there?
Aw yeah, aw yeah
You boys are momma's boys?
You know it
Well here's a little story about how Cody was born
This is historically accurate
As all of The Rock's stories are
Historically accurate

[Verse 2]
Dusty's youngest son was just what he'd feared
He tried to raise him right but he turned out too weird
That's grim Dusty, said with total frustration
That drugs and cheap condoms was a bad combination
I know it keeps Cody awake
To know he wasn't planned and he was a mistake
[Break]
That's okay Cody, the important thing is you're here now
But you're not alone going to WrestleMania
You got a tag team partner (Woo)
That living embodiment of cringe, Seth Rollins
Got a little song for him too
Aw yeah

[Verse 3]
Cacklin' and dancin' is all that you do
No wonder that your wife's more popular than you (Woo)
You're so damn desperate to make them all cheer
But The Rock is gonna take that title, disappear
You're simply an embarrassment, son
Just like Ja Morant when he's waving a gun

[Break]
I love you Ja
We love you Ja
Hahaha
We love you brother, get well soon
Get well soon, hahaha
Oh, hey
Well, I think that covers it
We got Cody, we got his family (Yeah)
Seth Rollins (Uh-huh)
I feel like we might be leaving somebody out
Who, who we've left out?
Check the, check the record, check the record
Yes, the Cody crybabies, oh
This one's for you Cody cry babies
[Verse 4]
You're all so entitled, obnoxious and brash
Some of you have sex, but you have to pay cash
Your hero's gonna bleed and need some stitches
So whine about that you crybaby bitches
There's some lines that you don't cross
You walk and kiss the ass of the final boss
We're gonna do that one more time
There's some lines you just don't cross
You walk and kiss the ass of the final boss

[Outro]
We love you Memphis
Hahaha