[Stephen]
We were young, maybe twenty
You wore a white dressing gown
Drinking wine and dancing slowly
On the night I laid you down

And the moonlight revealed your body
As the radio played some old Phil Collins songs
And we believed in something holy
On the night I laid you down

[Courtney]
We had love in our eyes
We passion in our souls
There was fire in our kisses
But it was not a Phil Collins song

[Courtney (Stephen)]
It might have been like Mike + The Mechanics (I don't know who that is)
Yes, you do, he was the other guy in Genesis
[Stephen (Courtney)]
Mmmm, I'm pretty sure that it was Phil Collins (No, it wasn't)
[Both]
On the night I laid you down

[Stephen (Courtney)]
Any way (any way)
Doesn't matter (doesn't matter)
We made love (we made love)
[Both]
'Til the dawn
[Stephen (Courtney)]
Two hearts beating (two hearts beating)
Is all we heard (Oh boy, here we go)
Besides that old (There was fuckin' no)
[Both]
Phil Collins song

[Stephen (Courtney)]
Well, it might have been that song from the movie with the jambox (Say Anything)
That's the one (Who the hell mixes up Peter Gabriel with Phil Collins?)
Well fuck you, I guess I'm no expert (no you're not)
In fucking Nineties music (Eighties)
Whatever
[Both]
On the night I laid you down
On the night I laid you down

[Dialog]
Courtney: Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins were in Genesis. Did you know that?
Stephen: Exactly. Yes. Which is why...
Courtney: But, Phil Collins was the drummer and Peter Gabriel was not the drummer
Stephen: No, he was the bassist. Until he was replaced...
Courtney: But his music is so much different than Phil Collins
Stephen: You didn't let me finish. By... ummmm
Courtney: [laughing]
Stephen: Okay I don't know that much about Genesis. But I know Invisible Touch had a cool hand on the cover
Courtney: Unbelievable. You are so not hip
Stephen: And I know that Phil Collins had an album called "No Jacket Necessary."
Courtney: No Jacket Re- Required. Thank you
Stephen: It was called No Jacket Re-re-re-re-required? I've never even heard of that
Courtney: [laughing] Fuck you
Stephen: Is that how he got Su-su-sudio?
Courtney: Someone save me
Stephen: You mean someone sa-sa-save me? "In your eyes..."
Courtney: No! No!
Stephen: That's Phil Collins!
Courtney: That's Peter Gabriel!