Stephen Lynch
Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
[Verse 1]
Hush little girl sweet baby don't cry tonight
Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight
Why can't it all be like it was before
How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore

[Verse 2]
Cause daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
I think that's why mommy left us
Mommy left us

[Verse 3]
Hush little girl there is no reason to fret tonight
Don't mind the smoke daddy just wants to forget tonight
Soon it will all be like it was before
Any minute she will through that front door

[Verse 4]
But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
Daddy has soars on his naughty parts oozing with pus
I think mommy left us

[Bridge]
Please don't cry, I swear I'll try
To be here by your side
[Verse 5]
Right after daddy gets home from the bar
Visits his bookee and steals a new car
He'll drive to the strip club
And if daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight