[Verse 1]
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true?
That I get a kick out of you

[Verse 2]
Some get their kicks from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically too
That I get a kick out of you
(da da da doh doh)

[Hook]
I get a kick every time I see you
Standing there before me
I get a kick tough it's clear to me
That you obviously do not adore me

[Verse 3]
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
But I get a kick out of you

[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true?
That I get a kick out of you

[Repeat Verse 2]
Some get their kicks from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me teri ri-ri-ri-ri-rifically too
That I get a kick out of you (oh)

[Hook]
I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me
I get a kick though it's clear to me
That you obviously do not adore me

[Repeat Verse 3/Outro]
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
But I get a kick
She gives me a boot
I get a kick out of you
(za da doo da doh, dah dah do dah doh, ha ha ha)