A decade ago I never thought I would be, at twenty three
On the verge of spontaneous combustion
Woe-is-me
But I guess that it comes with the territory;
An ominous landscape of never ending calamity

I need you to hear
I need you to see that I have had all I can take and
Exploding seems like a definite possibility to me

So pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and it's people's mindless games
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same

Not two days ago, I was having a look in a book
And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees
I said, "I can relate," 'cause lately I've been thinking of combustication
As a welcomed vacation from the burdens of the planet earth
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
And thinking so much differently

Pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of this world, and it's people's mindless games
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same
Never be the same

Pardon me while I burst into flames
Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me...

So pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and it's people's mindless games
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame
Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same
Pardon me... I'll never be the same, yeah

Yo Yo Yo, Yo, Yo Yo What
Smoking
We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again
We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again

Damn, I really wish I could find my sack man
Must have got eaten by Pac-Man
If I had it I could smoke again
Smoke with my friends to the very end
But now I'm trying to comprehend
When's the next time that I'll smoke again
I need to know, please tell when will we smoke again

I got a buddy, his name is Ted
He's got a problem going through his head
He doesn't know how to puff-puff-give
But I like so I'll teach him and I'll let him live
Everyday we teach him right
When he defies, we have to fight
But at the end of the trying day
We says it's ok and we puff away

Just the other night, I saw you, you were smokin not sharing and being tight
But that's ok, you are my friend, we're smoking it until the very end
The lessons that we put out, we order you to try it out
It's nice to smoke, yea that's what we're all about

Smoking
We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again
We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again

Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho
Spit it Ya Wet It, Don't Babysit just Hit it, Now Pass it to the Left

I smoke, you smoke, we smoke, they smoke, smoking everywhere
I smoke, you smoke, we smoke, they smoke, smoking all together

Smoking
We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again
We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again