Pardon Me

A decade ago I never thought I would be, at twenty three

On the verge of spontaneous combustion

Woe-is-me

But I guess that it comes with the territory;

An ominous landscape of never ending calamity



I need you to hear

I need you to see that I have had all I can take and

Exploding seems like a definite possibility to me



So pardon me while I burst into flames

I've had enough of the world and it's people's mindless games

So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same



Not two days ago, I was having a look in a book

And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees

I said, "I can relate," 'cause lately I've been thinking of combustication

As a welcomed vacation from the burdens of the planet earth

Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...

And thinking so much differently



Pardon me while I burst into flames

I've had enough of this world, and it's people's mindless games

So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same

Never be the same



Pardon me while I burst into flames

Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me...



So pardon me while I burst into flames

I've had enough of the world and it's people's mindless games

So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame

Pardon me, pardon me... I'll never be the same

Pardon me... I'll never be the same, yeah



Yo Yo Yo, Yo, Yo Yo What

Smoking

We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again

We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again



Damn, I really wish I could find my sack man

Must have got eaten by Pac-Man

If I had it I could smoke again

Smoke with my friends to the very end

But now I'm trying to comprehend

When's the next time that I'll smoke again

I need to know, please tell when will we smoke again



I got a buddy, his name is Ted

He's got a problem going through his head

He doesn't know how to puff-puff-give

But I like so I'll teach him and I'll let him live

Everyday we teach him right

When he defies, we have to fight

But at the end of the trying day

We says it's ok and we puff away



Just the other night, I saw you, you were smokin not sharing and being tight

But that's ok, you are my friend, we're smoking it until the very end

The lessons that we put out, we order you to try it out

It's nice to smoke, yea that's what we're all about



Smoking

We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again

We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again



Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho

Spit it Ya Wet It, Don't Babysit just Hit it, Now Pass it to the Left



I smoke, you smoke, we smoke, they smoke, smoking everywhere

I smoke, you smoke, we smoke, they smoke, smoking all together



Smoking

We're smoking, we're smoking the herb again

We're smoking, we're smoking, we're smoking the herb again