Donnie Heffner feinschmecker
The most stylish, Mahala's Finest
Mr. Perfect, prince charming
Braggadocious no need for introductions
You know me
I'm the one and only
Th greatest emcee
Who ever motherfucking lived

Popping bottles and buttons
Your wife has good suction
Young cool cat, hair slicked back
I'm the man in black, Donnie douchebag
Robbing a bank, with a Louis V bag
Bawlin' like Shaq
Can't remember when I last looked at price tag

Okay, okay, okay,okay

Donnie Heffner feinschmecker
The most stylish, Mahala's Finest
Mr. Perfect, prince charming
Braggadocious no need for introductions
You know me
I'm the one and only
Th greatest emcee
Who ever motherfucking lived

And if you don't know
Well know you know
Bitch!