Are all men truly created equal?
I used to think so
Until one day
I watched some porn
And the dude was sportin' a fuckin' saxophone-sized penis
(Ch-chyea, big dick!)
Where I once felt pride
Now all I felt was shame
Why couldn't I be packing a loaf of french bread for a dick, too?

Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep
Cock just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip

Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full
I just wish it was big
Instead of this broken twig

Call my nuts law and order
They hang real low cuz it's hot down here in Florida
Nipples stay soft cause it never gets cold
I take nyquil if I cough and I wipe my ass with gold
Cock size- slightly above average
Regardless of hardness I'll use my wiener like a savage
I'll fuck your bitch like a bitch that needed a good fucker
I'll put my penis in her pussy as soon as she finished suckin'

Guaranteed let down cuz I bet she feels nothin'
I got a tiny dick I can't do no kinds of stuffin'
One glance at my womb broom is all it'll take
For everybody in the gloom room to know:
Tiny one-eyed snake

Gag reflex don't mean shit to me
I couldn't trigger that I got the smallest dick in history
A dwarf couldn't use a whole hand to grab my shaft
It'll only take two fingers and fuck
They'd only need half

When I fuck, it's pitch black to hide my raisin-sized dick
But I have no luck, bitches jump back when they feel that stick
I know it sounds like I might turn into a psycho
But honestly, I feel great, it's just this micro penis

(His nutsack's not too small)

Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep
Cock just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip

Girls grab my dick and pull
But they'll never feel full
I just wish it was big
Instead of this broken twig

Thanks to Abandoned Void for already writing out the lyrics!