[Verse 1]
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
You couldn't take me out on Wednesday night (Mm-mm)
You in your flannel
You have to cancel for the second time (Mm-mm)
You make excuses
It's not like you've been busy saving lives (Mm-mm)
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
You said five-thirty, now it's way past nine

[Chorus]
So I could waste this dress
I could lose my head
I could cry in bed
Like a man-made mess
You're just like the rest
And I don't know what I'll do
But I'm not gonna waste tonight on you

[Verse 2]
I don't deserve this
Left me dеserted in my 503s (Mm-mm)
You're just a no-show
Whilе I'm in Soho, feel like I should leave

[Pre-Chorus]
But I'm at the rooftop bar with an open heart
So now it's up to me
[Chorus]
'Cause I could waste this dress
I could lose my head
I could cry in bed
Like a man-made mess
You're just like the rest
And I don't know what I'll do
But I'm not gonna waste tonight on you

[Bridge]
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
Don't you waste my time (I'm not gonna waste tonight)
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
Hey Mr. Blue Jeans
Call me Miss Goodbye

[Chorus]
'Cause I could waste this dress
I could lose my head
I could cry in bed
Like a man-made mess
You're just like the rest (You're just like the rest)
And I don't know what I'll do (I'm not gonna waste tonight)
But I'm not gonna waste tonight on— (I'm not gonna waste tonight)
I'm not gonna waste tonight on— (I'm not gonna waste tonight)
I'm not gonna waste tonight on you