Hey!
You're just a boy in a screen
But your face
Resembles an old masterpiece
You were painted real slow
By the hand of Van Gogh
I hate how you could be sculpted by Greeks
Or you're straight outta some black and white movie scene
Then credits roll
And I remember you don't know me
Mmm

So I type 10 cheesy pick-up lines
Like, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
And I try, but it's so embarrassing
And both my thumbs agree
So we delete 'em
'Cause I'm too afraid
I'm a chance you won't take
Mmm
So for now I'll just say
"Hey!"