Y-O-D-A
[Intro]
And now, with your permission, ladies and gentlemen and whatever genders are represented here tonight, let's pay musical tribute to the Jedist Jedi of them all
[Verse 1]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant, carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said
"Yoda"
Y-O-D-A Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda
Do Bobby!
Yeah!
[Chorus]
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
[Outro]
Isn't that marvelous? That is a wonderful standard written by Jedi Master "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I have a surprise for you, he is sitting right over there!
Hey, Al! Is that... are you sitting with Captain Phasma? Wow, she's so shiny! Al, I hope you have plenty of Turtle Wax chrome polish back in the hotel, thank you
Okay, who brought the wampa?
And now, with your permission, ladies and gentlemen and whatever genders are represented here tonight, let's pay musical tribute to the Jedist Jedi of them all
[Verse 1]
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant, carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said
"Yoda"
Y-O-D-A Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda
Do Bobby!
Yeah!
[Chorus]
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
[Outro]
Isn't that marvelous? That is a wonderful standard written by Jedi Master "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I have a surprise for you, he is sitting right over there!
Hey, Al! Is that... are you sitting with Captain Phasma? Wow, she's so shiny! Al, I hope you have plenty of Turtle Wax chrome polish back in the hotel, thank you
Okay, who brought the wampa?