[Verse 1]
Someday when I'm old
I'll pull up to the store
And park wherever the hell I want to
I'll buy a box of moon pies
And flirt with the cashier
Yeah, like I was still 22
I'll bitch about $18
For a gallon of gas
Down at the Texaco
Someday when I'm old

[Verse 2]
Yeah, someday when I'm old
I'll keep chewing gum in my front pocket
And cold Dr Pepper in the fridge
I'll let my daughter get mad
Say I'm ruinin' their supper
When I give that stuff to my grand kids
Now I realize that somethings
They just don't matter
And how fast it all goes
Someday when I'm old

[Bridge]
That clock just starts tickin'
Oh the day that you're born
And no matter how much time you get
You always want more
Someday when I'm old

[Verse 3]
I'll be the only one
Who remembers you young, and beautiful
Your dark hair falling on that pillow case
All the secrets we shared, all the love that we made
And I'll hold on to those precious moments
Like pieces of gold
Someday when I'm old