[Intro]
So, you want to be a DJ?
It's going to take an awful load of practice
Are you ready?
Well, let's find out, shall we?

[Solo 1]

[Interlude 1]
Not bad, but let's face it
That was easy
Why don't we take this to the next level?
Come on, let's go

[Solo 2]

[Interlude 2]
I have to concede, that was impressive!
I think it's time I introduced you to a friend of mine
Let's call it Feedback
Shall we see how clever you really are?
It's time to sort out the men, from the boys

[Solo 3]
Wow
Watch out!
Wow
Crumbs!
Wow
Watch out!
Wow
This is no time to kotch!
[Solo 4]
Oh my goodness
Brrrrap!
Cripes!
Brrrrap!

[Interlude 3]
Well it looks likе we're coming to the еnd
So far, so good
But do you really think you have what it takes to compete
With the mighty Scratch Perverts?
This could be a step too far...

[Solo 5]
Blimey!

[Interlude 4]
You should quit
Come on, quit
Sorry, am I putting you off?
Don't fall apart now

[Solo 6]
Ooh, that's fast!
There's really no point
I warned you
Have I really met my match?