Why I'm not voting for Romney

1. He a white n***a
2. This muthafucka's name is Mitt
3. Bitch got a dancing horse
4. He a ho
5. He looks like he says "n***a" all the time
6. This muthafucka's name is Mitt
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he's better than them. Bitch I will beat the shit out of you
8. He's a Mormon but he ain't got no hoes
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated
10. This muthafucka's name is Mitt

Why I'm voting for Obama

1. He a black n***a
2. He mad cool yo
3. That n***a look like he can fight
4. He wears a doo-rag like me
5. Michelle got a fat ass
6. He's BFFs with Jay-Z
7. He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck
8. We use the same hair clippers
9. He smokes Newports
10. I seen that n***a hoop before and he got a jumper