[Verse 1: Zach Quinn]
I have always been a pariah
The planet took me by the balls
I was kissin' ass before I learned to crawl

[Pre-Chorus: Zach Quinn]
Tired of livin' like a guppy
When I feel like a shark
A smile to the face
But I'm sneering when the room gets dark

[Chorus: Zach Quinn]
You're not so pretty without your fuckin' teeth
Upstairs wanting
Collapsing to the street
It really is a pleasure that we get to meet
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant

[Verse 2: Zach Quinn]
People are useful
People are tools
To cut, copy, paste and bend and break the rules

[Pre-Chorus: Zach Quinn]
Tired of livin' like a guppy
When I feel like a shark
A smile to the face
But I'm sneering when the room gets dark

[Chorus: Zach Quinn]
You're not so pretty without your fuckin' teeth
Upstairs wanting
Collapsing to the street
It really is a pleasure that we get to meet
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant

Sycophant
Kiss ass
Bootlicker
Suck up