[Verse 1]
Here are some samples of the fabric, Miss Morgan
I know how painful it must be
But I guess it's your responsibility
I understand he was your fiancee
What a tragedy

[Verse 2]
Everybody wants to go to Heaven, Miss Morgan
But nobody wants to die
Have you often wondered why?
And why are your eyes so dry?
It would help to cry

[Verse 3]
This is a popular, dusty, rose velvet, Miss Morgan
Or how about a satin brocade?
Guaranteed not to fade
Or maybe you'd prefer another shade
Trimmed in gold or silver braid?
Would you like a lemonade?
There's no ice, I'm afraid

[Bridge]
You can rest assured you have our heartfelt sympathy
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(You can use our easy payment plan)
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(Two hundred now and fifty when you can)
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(We wanted you to know we understand)
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[Verse 4]
You can take comfort in knowing, Miss Morgan
He's where we all want to be
Why are you laughing at me?
Don't you believe in eternity? *casket closing*

[Outro]
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