Nicki Minaj
Eejit!
[Intro]
Hey Mr Tayto
Haha
Did you steal the soup?
I'm serious
This shit's gonna get darker than chocolate
HA!

[Verse 1 - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Vroom!
I'm riding that fucking tractor like
Boom!
Somebody call the landlord
Oop-
This mongrel is fucking Irish
Haha, wait, bitch you're English (Oop-)
Go and let out the hens
Wait-wait-wait
Go lick a cows tit!

[Chorus]
You are an eejit!
Girl, stop speaking Gaelic
You motherfucking lame bitch
Just admit you smell like shit
You are an eejit!
Girl, stop speaking Gaelic
You motherfucking lame bitch
Just admit you smell like shit
[Verse 2]
Hey Dermot, I mean Egghead
Don't come near me with that breath
Can I have your pot of gold?
You happy-go-lucky leprachaun
Watch your reaction when I spit in your Guiness
You alcoholic twat, but you'vе never got any twat
What would your Dad say knowing that you did all this?
Fucking pussy
Dermot don't bе mad at Kori, be mad at the monarchy
I don't really know what your problem is, but I guarantee you don't want me to start
Dermot, you a pussy, never gonna hurt me
Every chance you get, bet your weak ass won't address me
You think you're all it, but really, eat my shit
When the fuck did all the alcoholics turn to Irish?
Everybody wanna kick it when you ain't a threat
Dermot doesn't like me 'cause he know I'll scrap his face

[Interlude - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Go away from me man
Run away and live in Seskinore Forest and take a fucking dog on a walk
Or I'll have you running like
[stuttering]
I'mma put her in a dungeon under, under
No, them birds ain't eating, they dying of hunger
[Hook]
Hyperventilating, running in a park
Hyperventilating, hiding in the grass
Hyperventilating, flying up to Mars
Hyperventilating, running out of class
Hyperventilating, running in a park
Hyperventilating, hiding in the grass
Hyperventilating, flying up to Mars
Hyperventilating, running out of class
Hahaha, you've really done it this time hoe

[Outro - Kori Mullan, Nicki Minaj]
Vroom!
I'm riding that fucking tractor like
Boom!
Somebody call the landlord
Oop-
This mongrel is fucking Irish
Haha, wait, bitch you're English (Oop-)