[Intro: Dahvie Vanity]
A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says
"Arr! It's driving me nuts"

[Verse 1: Dahvie Vanity]
Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship, they call me Captain King
I got the I patch, tri hat, rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers, fuck you till you're limber
Freaky deaky, till you get leaky
Like Run DMC, it's tricky
So animated, might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal, red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag, can't reach my level
Like arr, arr! Flow sick like sars!
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy! Ahoy! I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja, skin ya, throw you in a blender
Chop, chop, chop, I'm a motherfucking pirate!

[Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
(Yo, ho!) It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho! ) Yo, ho, ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
[Verse 2: JayyVon]
Yo hoe!
Sorry bitch, I wasn't callin your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait guess again, I'm a motherfuckin pirate
I'm over you like I just got dunked
Battle ship, you just got sunk
Boy, you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean and size of the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where with these fuckin' water wings
I used to be ballin', now I'm just straight dunkin
Gold stars for my rhymes, I got all the boys suckin
Jealous bitches start hatin, cause it's not them we fuckin'
With that game you gonna play is the game that I'm runnin

[Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
(Yo, ho!) It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho! ) Yo, ho, ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
[Interlude: Dahvie Vanity]
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates

[Bridge: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho, it's a pirate's life for me
Yo, ho, ho, it's a pirate's life for me
Fire!

[Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle rum we go
(Yo, ho!) It's my duty to please that booty
(Yo, ho! ) Yo, ho, ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

[Outro: Dahvie Vanity]
Yo, ho, ho, it's a pirate's life for me
Yo, ho, ho, it's a pirate's life for me
I'm a pirate, n***a!
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