[Intro: Jorma Taccone]
Wait, Hold up, Hold up
You motherfuckers thought you were done?
Not by a long shot, Hit it!

[Verse: Jorma Taccone]
Hear ye! Hear ye!
I'm Joe Montana
When it comes to football
I'm a bad mama jama
The 49ers is my team of choice
I love chucking the pigskin to Gerald Rice
My SuperBowl rings speak for themselves
And there's dozens of trophies all over my shelves
I'm tired now, but that won't stop me
From going out this evening and crushing 'tang
Bye!