[Intro]
Randy: Me and BHD are creepy
This is what real pedophiles look like!
But we're not, like, funny weird, we're...fuck your kids weird

BHD: Word n***a?
Randy: Yeah man
BHD: Is that what you're telling the people?
Randy: If you invite me to your house, I might pee in yo...

*Skit*
Girl: Who is he? Hmm?
BHD: What are you talking about?
Girl: Don't sit there and act like you don't know!!
BHD: You know I love you
Girl: My mamma was right. I'm out this BITCH!! You ain't worth it!
BHD: Whhyyyyyyyy!!!!



[Chorus: BHD]
Titties and booties and toes, booty and toes
Yeah, you got me going
Titties and booties and toes, booty and toes
Erghh, erghh