[Intro: Yung Child Support & ~Dr. J. and the Women~]
Ho, ho, ho, subscribers
Merry motherfucking Christmas
We're here to watch children
*police sirens*
AAAAAAAHHH!
But, but yeah, you know
Uh, aside from all that
I'll stick my dick in some milk chocolate, sorry
What it is guys, it's ya boy
Ok, you know what?
There's no point in
~We're past the
Let's not stand the formalities~
There's no point in lying to y'all
You know what we're here for

[Hook]
Ho, ho, ho
Merry motherfucking Christmas
It's ya boy, Black Santa Claus
And I get all of the bitches
The bitches
The bitches
The bitches
The bitches