[Verse 1]
So they're finally here
Performing for you
If you know the guns
You can shoot it too
Put your hands together
If you wanna spurt
His coconut gun
Can make you smile
Huh!
C G!
Coconut Gun
K K K
Ku Klux Klan

[Verse 2]
This coconut shit
Isn't funny
If you know the words
You need to shoot yourself
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his coconut gun
He's finally back
To fire in spurts
His coconut
Can make you style
If he shoots 'ya
It's firing in spurts
His coconut gun
Is bigger, faster, stronger too
He's the gun member
Of the coconut crew!
Huh!
CG
Coconut gun!
CG
Co-coconut gun!
Shoot yourself with a coconut gun

[Verse 3]
Huh!
This Kong has a funny face
And he has a coconut gun
This Kong has a funny face
And he can fire in spurts
This Kong has a funny face
And he has a coconut gun
This Kong has a funny face
And he can fire...
He has no style
He has no grace
Thi- Thi- Thi- Thi-
This Kong is a fucking disgrace
He's quick and nimble and
Quick and nimble and
Quick and nimble
He's a coconut dong
With his dick out
He's got tough spurts
He'll make you cum
When he plays his tune
But this time
He's in the mood
So listen up, dudes
Cause he's after you!
Huh!
DD
Donkey Dong
DD
Donkey Dick is here
Walnuts, peanuts
Pineapple nuts
Grapes, melons, oranges
And co- coconuts
Aw no!