In a different time, across the distant sea
You'll find the older modern stone age family
Cars that can't be driven, lest you use your two legs
Dinosaurs still roam this sacred world

How do I know how much this loincloth will show?
What's that sound in front of me? Shrieking raptor melody
It can't stop, no it won't stop, here in Bedrock

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time

Doo-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-yabba da-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo
We'll have a gay old time

Who needs modern tech, what have you got to lose?
Live in the stone age, you will never get the blues
Join the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo
Just be sure you pay your daily dues

They're all cavemen, still living way back and when
Bowling is the sport they like, unlikely they'll get a strike
Ride on pterodactyls, they will all fly high!

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then that cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time

Doo-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-yabba da-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo
We'll have a gay old time

My heart cries out, what do I call the pain?
Feelings abound, now I know the name: Stone Halation
How I can't wait, these feelings resonate
It pains me so, how the time moves forward, never backward

This fever over me
Won't be gone, won't just let me be free
I wish I was ancient history

I'll have a grand dad time!