[Intro]
He-he-here we go

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the spurts you can join in too
Put your hands together if you wanna clap
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
Huh!

[Chorus]
CG!
Coconut gun!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his coconut gun is finally back to fire in spurts
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's firing in spurts!
His coconut gun is bigger, faster, stronger too
He's the gun member of the coconut crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun! (Here we go!)
[Verse 2]
His coconut gun's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size with her coconut gun
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble
And quick and nimble and quick and nimble
She's got style and a coconut gun
With a coconut gun, she's one cool gun!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DDDD!
Donkey donkey donkey donkey!

[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has a coconut gun
Th-th-th-th-this Kong has a coconut gun
He can fire in spurts when he needs to
And stretch his arms out to fire his coconut gun
Inflate his balloon, just like a balloon
Th-th-th-this crazy Kong has an inflatable coconut gun
Huh!

[Chorus]
CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun!
["Crank That (Soulja Boy)"-esque Outro]
(Yoouuuu!!!)
Soulja boy tell 'em
Aye I got this new dance fo' y'all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back 3 times from left to right
(Aaaaahh)
W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ay-