[Spoken - Jim Lindberg]
Like the rest of you guys
We grew up listening to punk rock music bands like Black Flag
I said, bands like Black Flag
And the Circle Jerks
And the Descendents
(Sorry, we're going East Coast)
T.S.O.L
Bad Religion
(Minor fuckin' Threat)
Fletcher wants to play Minor Threat tonight

[Intro]
Play it faster, play it faster

[Verse 1]
We're not the first, I hope we're not the last
'Cause I know we're all heading for that adult crash
The time is so little, the time belongs to us
Why is everybody in such a fucking rush?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Make do with what you have, take what you can get
Pay no mind to us, we're just a minor threat

[Chorus]
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
[Verse 2]
I was early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart
Go to college, be a man, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how old I am, it's how old I feel

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Take your time, try not to forget
We never will, we're just a minor threat

[Chorus]
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat

[Outro]
(That's a fucking lie!)
(Alright, it looks like you guys are tired)
(We're gonna let you go home, goodnight)