[Intro: Freaky]
(This is a certified hood classic)
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Ay Dios mío!
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Ay Dios mío!
Ay Dios mío!
Ay Dios mío!
[Verse 1: Freaky]
I might vote for Donald Trump, just to say I did it
I might blindly fall into a group of friends full of bigots
(Real trap shit)
Y'all don't know my aiming
I got a vision like That's So Raven (Damn)
Gangstas don't die, they get fat and move to Miami
I am he, throw it my way, I-N-T
Everything straight like ironed T's
In the back of the Bell burning my degree (Llama)
At Uni Mart yelling, "Fuck Bernie"
Up early, cup dirty, couple thirties
Boy, the way that Sprite mix with the lean so purrty
Show my tolerance no mercy (Damn)
I just popped 20 xans so the crackers wouldn't find them
Back up to the wall though, drugs like "Where's Waldo?"
Wrote it down, Gonzo knows see I chanchó mano a mano (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Damn bro, de plano (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Ferragamo llama sittin' on chanclas (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Deuce feed a Fanta, oh my lanta (Ay Dios mío)
(Damn, son, where'd you find this?)
I might just vote for Donald Trump just 'cause it's legal (Ay Dios mío, ay Dios mío)
[Instrumental Break: Donald Trump & JPEGMAFIA]
"–We have gang, gangs, they're coming in from all over–"
(Yeah, yo)
"–and as we've said before, we are going to make our country better than ever before, we have that chance!"
(Yeah, uh, yeah)
(You— you think you know me)
[Verse 2: JPEGMAFIA]
I might vote for Donald Trump, just to say I did it (Damn, Peggy)
I might call the IRS, pay them a visit (Damn, Peggy)
(Real trap shit)
Feed all my n***as with pistols and privilege them digits (Ay Dios míos, Peggy)
Finna tell that n***a Chris Christie to pay me a visit (Oh)
I brought the guns to the house (Wow), I got my feet on the couch (Damn)
I don't think y'all understand but I'm tryna bring back the south (Damn, son)
I've been the man for a year (What else?)
You've been a bitch all your life (What happened?)
I got my hand on the crown, yeah, voted for that n***a twice (Two times)
Braindead on my birthday (Yeah), voted for that n***a high (High)
Fuck a Jordan and a Huckabee (Fuck 'em), I never wanted the mic (Yo)
I never wanted this life (Yo), I got a hit for your signs (I do)
My n***as been rollin' the dice, and now I'm
Shaking these crackers for ice (Shake 'em up!)
(You think you know me)
I think that I'm over Edge, Spear in a christian
Got all these Lita's, they giving me head
Fuck what you said, fuck out my bed
I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I think they got me on my meds
Got a bitch that give that Nancy Reagan head
Carter era, she was humping my leg
Bush era, she be close to the dead
Trump Era, I'll be killing the feds
(Real trap shit)