[Verse 1]
You know they call my girl the Snake Charmer
Here she comes rising with the yellow dawn
You know I would do nothing to ever harm her
I guess that I've loved you for too long

[Verse 2]
You know they call my girl the Worm Tamer
She cracks lightning like a viper's tongue
She leaves me every night and who can blame her?
I guess that I've loved you for too long

[Chorus]
For too long
For too long
For too long

[Verse 3]
You know they call my girl the Serpent Wrangler
Eating inchworms down by the bill-a-bong
I spent all night trying to untangle her
I guess that I've loved you for too long

[Chorus]
For too long
For too long
For too long
[Verse 4]
You know they call my baby the Mambo Rider
I cry storms of tears til the rising of the dawn
And you know I'm only happy when I'm inside her
Yeah, I guess that I've just loved you for too long

[Chorus]
For too long
For too long
For too long
For too long
For too long

[Verse 5]
Well, my baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster
Two great big humps and then I'm gone
But actually I am the Abominable Snowman
And I guess that I've loved you for too long