[Intro]
Oohoohoo...
Oohoohoo...
The lasagna...
The lasagna...
Was eaten by a ghost!
Ooo!
Ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!

[Verse 1]
I called the police
The police told me
"Stop calling!"
But I told them
I told them
My lasagna was eaten by ghost
Ooohoohoohoo!
I get sad and I do a spicy jerk