Tim Kasher
Surprise, Surprise
Surprise, surprise, you're leaving me
Surprise, surprise, you've even packed your things

You wish we'd never met-you'd have never moved
The homecoming queen in her dad's spare room
The Belle of the Bars prancing through downtown
You could've had the quarterback
If you'd only stuck around

Surprise, surprise, the time of your life was then...

So, what now?