[Chorus]
Sexting (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
網愛
不是愛愛，只差一點
網愛
欸、欸、中華電性

[Verse 1]
I am in bed; I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow: We'll use—
Emojis only; we don't need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
我在床上了，只缺你一個
今天晚上我們來放慢步調，只用
表情符號，字句溝通完全不必要
我們來用古埃及人的語言聊色

You send me a peach (Ooh), I send a carrot back (Ahh)
You send a Ferris wheel; that's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body and I'd really love admission to it (Ahh)
你傳一顆蜜桃（哦～），我馬上回一根胡蘿蔔（啊～）
你傳一座摩天輪，啊是要我怎麼回？
我回傳一張入場卷，暗示你的身體是一座摩天輪，我超想要好好搭上一輪（嗯～）
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (Thank God)
欸不對！如果你以為我是在說你的該邊跟摩天輪一樣大怎麼辦？（幹～）
你回傳一個雪人
好險（嚇我一跳）

[Chorus]
Sexting (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex; it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
網愛
不是愛愛，只差一點（只差一點）
網愛
欸、欸、中華電性

[Verse 2]
No more emojis; now, it's on to words
I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "lmao," but I doubt that
表情符號用夠了，終於可以人言人語
我問你現在穿什麼，你說你只穿了一件上衣
你問我有沒有脫光光，我說我有、現在只穿著一雙藍白拖
你回「笑死」，但我知道你說說而已根本沒有笑
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these)
I love you, baby; send a picture of your tits, please
我光用想像的就超嗨
在我的腦中，我已經與你在床上纏綿
我們人類發明網路就是為了這樣美好的夜晚（美好的夜晚）
寶貝我愛你，可以傳張奶照給我嗎？霸脫

[Chorus]
Sexting (Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh)
It isn't sex; it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
Sexting
Ayy, ayy (We are sexting) AT&T
網愛
不是愛愛，只差一點（只差一點）
網愛
欸、欸、中華電性（一起網愛）

[Verse 3]
You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
你還真的傳過來了，叫我也要傳
靠天公伯，我預謀太失敗了
我唯一的光線來源是手機的閃光燈，
閃的我小兄弟看起來超抱歉
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair" (That's not fair)
So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
我弱弱的改傳一張自拍照
因為我的小兄弟拍起來像還未發育
你說我傳奶照耶！三小意思，雙標男喔（雙標男喔）
所以我還是傳了，然後我的手機直接沒電

[Outro]
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
又是孤身一人的夜晚
困在家裡
吃著自己
一手自摸，一手打字

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
又是孤身一人的夜晚
困在家裡
吃著自己
一手自摸，一手打字

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
又是孤身一人的夜晚
困在家裡
吃著自己
一手自摸，一手打字

(Pussy) Another night on my own, yeah
(Titties) Stuck in my home, yeah
(Balls) Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
（鮑魚）又是孤身一人的夜晚
（波霸）困在家裡
（蛋蛋）吃著自己
一手自摸，一手打字