[Intro]
Them man come from a different town or a city
Me, I'm from a different planet
But they wanna clash, I repeat, they wanna clash but the lickle pum pums can't hack it
Man know me, I cause damage, Afghan's way too savage
Me and them man used to mix that grime and garage now its like they're talking Spanish, Jesus

[Verse 1]
Bare man try sending for me 'cause they know Danny Martin's hot topic
But I'm an artist not an MC, I make music dickhead, now please just stop it
Afghan Dan's on top sitting in the top spot, can't get knocked off it
Man are like "well, why's he on BG?", 'cause when I spit a 16 I made profit
YouTube money, Afghan's getting that YouTube cash
Them man over there, they're just gassed but I don't wanna 'er about that
Let's talk facts, them boy can't get past
Can't cope with the impact, got big bars likkle boy when the likkle flow gets smashed
Like what a beat, I got panache, Hashtag gassed
Them man over there just gassed up
Tell a man straight, you need to catch up
If not, go grab your shit, get packed up
Afghan Dan's number one that's fact look
If you don't like me that's fine, you can either love me or hate me
Marmite Business, but I'm still rated
That's why most of the DJs play me
Afghan Dan, I am a boss, them likkle cockroaches got squashed
Jumped in my spaceship lifted it off, they got left behind now they're all pissed off
But it is what it is, it is what it is
I said it is what it is
I'll just carry on taking the piss like this in my vids, and I'm sat back pulling in quids

[Hook]
Don't chat shit lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat shit lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat shit lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat shit lad
Don't chat shit lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat shit lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat shit lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat shit lad

[Verse 2]
Blah blah blah, don't chat shit
Ay, yo, pussyhole, don't chat shit
I don't wanna hear no more
See you in a bit mate yeah, making me snore
Too many man thinking they're active, they must be distracted
If you're in a shit place, try do something about it
"Married to the roads" I doubt it
It's your life, always one be around it
You just gotta figure out shit
So stop thinking you're bad and stop thinking you can trap, because you ain't about it
Man's got a dick yeah, but he ain't found it
Acting like a bitch boy, stop clowning
It's your life, man don't have to do nothing, if he don't really wanna
So don't chat shit nah, if you chat shit, you're a gonner
You don't wanna do that brudda
Man say you don't wanna do that brudda
Gal say you don't wanna do that brudda, brudda
I aim to the top when I spit
I'm an MC, course I'm taking the piss
And I'll just carry on taking the piss like this in my vids, and I'm sat back pulling in quids

[Hook]
Don't chat shit lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat shit lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat shit lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat shit lad
I say don't chat shit lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat shit lad
Talking like you trap
Don't chat shit lad
Think you're balling and
Don't chat shit lad