I hear your fingers are getting tired
Watch a step away from the TV
Come join me at the card table
MUHUHNEHNEH- hey-yeah!

I'm gonna throw my pants away
And run around in a diaper
I’m gonna show you a brand new game
(Four Souls! Four Souls!)

Gather around with your so-called friends
Cheese puffs'n'lemonade
Where the fun never ends
(Four Souls! Four Souls!)

Now some tell me "What is this Binding of [?] anyway?"

One soul??
Two souls?!
Three souls?!?
Four souls! eeeaaah

One soul??
Two souls?!
Three souls?!?
Four souls! Heeell yeah baby!
Make a card and play your hand
Or maybe turn on your mother?
Rules you’ll never understand
(Four Souls! Four Souls!)

Backstabbin', soul-stealin'
Jesus freakin', four-wheelin'
Card dealin', maybe squealin'!
(Four Souls! Four Souls!)

You know, I absolutely think you're- you’re just gonna adore this game; end to end!

One soul??
Two souls?!
Three souls...
Four souls!

One soul??
Two souls?!
Three souls?!?
Four souls! Yeeaaaaah-eeeeaaaaaaarrrgh