Boom shak-a-laka, who's that kitten?
Boom boom, what if it's Dirty Mittens?

Hey there boys, the name is Dirty Mittens
The slinkiest kitty you've seen in all your days
I eat caviar kibble
Wear a diamond flea collar
And I'm bedded enough to make you holler
My feline tricks will turn night into day

So you think you can handle Dirty Mittens?
What expensive game am I to play?
I take the cash, the jewels and leave you all the kittens
I'm packing my bags, and I'll be on my way