[Intro]
This song is for everybody who's ever been afwaid to take a big ol' peepee!

[Chorus]
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
A peepee (Number one!)
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
A peepee (Number one, yeah!)
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
A peepee (Number one!)
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
A peepee

[Verse]
You know I
Gotta take a piss, (Huh, huh) gotta take a piss, yeah (Ha!)
Gotta take a wiz, (Huh, huh) gotta take a wiz (Ha!)
Gotta take a piss, (Huh, huh) gotta take a piss (Yup!)
Gotta take a wiz, (Huh, huh) gotta take a wiz (Aww...)
Yo, gotta take a piss, (Huh, huh) gotta take a piss, yeah (Ha!)
Gotta take a wiz, (Huh, huh) gotta take a wiz (Ha!)
You know real men don't take shits
Real men just take a piss

[Chorus]
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
Huh huh (A number, number one, yeah!)
Peepee, huh huh
A peepee (Number one!)
I gotta take a peepee, huh huh
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