[Mr. Wildcard]
Never know what you'll get when you run up on a wildcard
I'm about to knock you out and I even ain't tryin' hard
Colder than a Penguin, on some ice skates
You got beef? Throw 'em up, high stakes
Impulse with the shotty take some fall damage
Go big or go home, I'll make you vanish
Throw a Clinger on your body, better call a paramedic
You are just so pathetic, go tell everyone I said it

[Mrs. Medic]
Here to save the day, you know my name homie
Got a band-aid, I keep the thang on me
Stay close, I won't let nobody hurt you
You get hit, yeah I got you with the Slurp Juice
I rez kids whenever they get their heads split
Drop a couple Minis and a Medkit
But you should never take me for a softy
'Cause I stay strapped like a baby in a car seat

[Mr. Smooth Rapping]
My Impulse 'nade make me fly when I jump
Land in your Port-a-Fort and blast you with a blue Pump
Just for fun I take a Rift and drift through the airs
Shootin' from the hip 'cause you in my crosshairs
Come and pay me a visit
I be stayin' in Fatal Fields without a Shield
Just the Duel Pistols that I wield
Catch you on your heels, screamin' for your last meal
Leave you in shock 'til the next update is revealed